1. back-that-sass-up:

    spyduck:

    rupindah:

    i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

    i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

    "Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
    "Sick dude what’s it called"
    "Monster truck gas fumes"
    "Niiiiiiiice"

    (via iwillmindfuckyou)

     

  2. fluxvents:

    thepondsaregone:

    thorinoakenbutt:

    castielandpie:

    poryqon:

    it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

    I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

    For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

    WHAT

    what.

    (via loveslukehemmo)

     

  3. plasticjustlikeeveryone:

    Dealing with boys is like dealing with cats, the more you try to force your love on them, the more creeped out they get. So boy tip: ignore boys, but entice them slowly with snacks until they warm up to you.

    (via ganitsirk)

     

  4. omysheeran:

    danhowled:

    that-jolly-tardis-sound:

    panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis:

    logans-v-and-dimples:

    mikey-way-galaxy:

    mikey-way-galaxy:

    isetmynarwhalsonfire:

    we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen

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    With a dash of Vicky

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    And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food

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    And Arwin

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    and also that dude Spencer from iCarly

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    And a pinch of Oliver Oken

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    and a lot of Eric Foreman

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    God bless this post

    (Source: nfbsk, via unwritten-i)

     
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  6. f-vesexonds0fsumm-r:

    aweshole:

    awkwardlashtxn:

    american fans take notes

    Why can’t we just say “disrespectful fans” instead of “American fans”? Like yeah, a majority of the bullshit mobbing happens in America, but there are thousands of respectful American fans, too, and we hate it when the boys get mobbed as much as ANYONE who actually loves them, regardless of where they are on the map.

    100% in agreement. Even looking outside our boys so many bands get mobbed and it happens around the World. 

    Let’s everyone just stop perpetuating stereotypes and instead focus on identifying and stopping the behavior. People need to be educated about behaving appropriately towards others and that won’t happen by isolating entire groups of people. 

     

  7. Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

    (Source: nuocmamboi, via patheticalum)

     
  8. savingpeoplehunting-things:

    doritos-maragaritos:

    theramen:

    wellhellotello:

    fckingmajeliblood:

    so-much-hilarity:

    I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

    the king of the jungle

    in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

    I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

    Its the alpha

    Fun fact:
    When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.

    When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,

    And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.

    (via troye-aka-beyonce)

     
  9. thehillsarenothere:

    okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
  10. troylerkiss:

    gladyousaidhi:

    planet-troyler:

    troyesivan:

    hiiiiii everyone! 

    SO the time has come to release my first ever single, Happy Little Pill. I have spent the large majority of the last few years of my life on this website, hanging with you guys, that it only felt right to premiere it a day or two early on here haha

    I wrote this song during a bit of a rough time for someone super close to me, and for myself, and it still means as much to me as the day i wrote it, and i’m still as in love with it as the day i wrote it (which is rare for me!!). I couldn’t be prouder to be giving it to you guys today :’) Thanks for sticking around for so long, for supporting me and other online talent, and for now listening! I have the best and craziest and most committed audience in the world, and I love you all endlessly.

    Happy Little Pill is available everywhere July 25, along with the preorder for TRXYE.

    TRXYE is out August 15. 

    Click here to keep updated!

    <3

    Troye x

    Links: Twitter | Instagram | YouTube | Facebook

    THIS HAS 84K NOTES, CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS TO 100K IN TIME FOR THE PRE-ORDER TOMORROW 

    YES WE CAN

    WE MUST

    (via troye-aka-beyonce)

     
  11. 8bit-ace:

    8bit-ace:

    the new slogan for tumblr.com

    i will not rest until this gets a million notes

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  12. itssexualhour:

    So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

    (Source: itssexualhour, via patheticalum)

     
  13. fille-lioncelle:

    ghostgirlhunter:

    To all you fandoms out there, this was my fortune today

    (Source: gothingtons, via luckday)

     

  14. I just wanted to say that even if we’re not friends, if you ever need to talk to someone about anything at all, I’ll be here for you. :) Just message me.

     

  15. 5sos-aumemes:

    howashton:

    i went to the year 3000 and your great-great-great granddaughter is doing fine but the 5sos album still isnt out

    QUICK REBLOG THIS WHILE THE ALBUM STILL ISN’T OUT IN THE US

    (via loveslukehemmo)