lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

(Source: katiebishop)

teenyweenynotepad:

kimithesketchpad:

blueflame406:

original-nibby:

ohmycarpenter:

volleyballaddict04:

youtubersaremylifesorrynotsorry:

clovelylife:

iloverennerhawkeye:

cucumbersmaug:

sailorssail-cowboysride:

crazysummeradventures:

celebrate-the-magic:

missgreenie14:

landofthefandoms:

I can’t scroll past this without feeling guilty.

:)

:) :)

what do you do when you don’t have one? …

then you look in the mirror and tell yourself how beautiful you are.

^this

All of my followers are my best friends

Reblogging this again, cause my BFF is the best.

My best friend is the reason i’m still here :-)

Yes she is gorgeous actually

She really is

All of them

All of my friends are beautiful

Not just my friends but my boyfriend too!

all of my friends

(Source: l-ostmind)

dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

(Source: katiebishop)

little-nerdy-dude:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

shes a goddamn disney princess

emilyyoxoxo:

This is probably the best thing I’ve ever heard.

(Source: highkooley)

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

district-twelves-fire:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:


The Four Founders of Hogwarts.


oh my god it works
district-twelves-fire:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:


The Four Founders of Hogwarts.


oh my god it works
district-twelves-fire:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:


The Four Founders of Hogwarts.


oh my god it works

district-twelves-fire:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

oh my god it works

(Source: georgies-closet)

tyleroakley:

sassyfrentus:

while my friend was at melbourne central station something caught her eye and i’M SCREAMING

TROYE YES GET THAT PROMO tyleroakley:

sassyfrentus:

while my friend was at melbourne central station something caught her eye and i’M SCREAMING

TROYE YES GET THAT PROMO tyleroakley:

sassyfrentus:

while my friend was at melbourne central station something caught her eye and i’M SCREAMING

TROYE YES GET THAT PROMO tyleroakley:

sassyfrentus:

while my friend was at melbourne central station something caught her eye and i’M SCREAMING

TROYE YES GET THAT PROMO

tyleroakley:

sassyfrentus:

while my friend was at melbourne central station something caught her eye and i’M SCREAMING

TROYE YES GET THAT PROMO

(Source: )

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

voodoodollhemmings:

raise your hand if you think each band member is equally as important and talented

dudski:

dudski:


The other boys have actually turned up to do the same thing, because great minds think alike.

TRUE STORY: THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO, because on my first viewing [first SEVERAL viewings] of the commercial, it genuinely did not occur to me that they were supposed to be RIVAL THIEVES AFTER THE SAME PRIZE. “Very in character,” I said. “They would make an absolutely useless heist team,” I said. “This is an accurate depiction of how easily sidetracked they would be by their own need to cause shenanigans,” I said. “In art, as in life, Liam participates in these shenanigans but is also the one to finally pull it together and get shit done,” I said.
And then someone somewhere mentioned that they were RIVALS, not a TEAM, and I realized that YES, THAT IS ACTUALLY WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING: THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH AN INABILITY TO FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND, THEY ARE ADVERSARIES WITH A KINDERGARTEN-LEVEL UNDERSTANDING OF HOW TO SABOTAGE SOMEONE. And it doesn’t KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT or anything, but it’s bugged me ever since, which is why it was A JOY AND A DELIGHT AND A REVELATION to hear Zayn describe it this way, to know that Zayn “those aren’t nice compliments” Malik has ALSO thought about how it’s weird that they’re being framed as OPPONENTS instead of BROTHERS, and the way he resolved this bit of cognitive dissonance was by framing it this way: they all ended up in the same place at the same time after the same bottle of cheap perfume because GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.
"GREAT MINDS" IS A LITTLE GENEROUS, LBR, BUT I’LL TAKE IT.

WAIT OH MY GOD IS THE PERFUME A METAPHOR FOR THE X FACTOR
I NEED SOME AIR

dudski:

dudski:

The other boys have actually turned up to do the same thing, because great minds think alike.

TRUE STORY: THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO, because on my first viewing [first SEVERAL viewings] of the commercial, it genuinely did not occur to me that they were supposed to be RIVAL THIEVES AFTER THE SAME PRIZE. “Very in character,” I said. “They would make an absolutely useless heist team,” I said. “This is an accurate depiction of how easily sidetracked they would be by their own need to cause shenanigans,” I said. “In art, as in life, Liam participates in these shenanigans but is also the one to finally pull it together and get shit done,” I said.

And then someone somewhere mentioned that they were RIVALS, not a TEAM, and I realized that YES, THAT IS ACTUALLY WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING: THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH AN INABILITY TO FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND, THEY ARE ADVERSARIES WITH A KINDERGARTEN-LEVEL UNDERSTANDING OF HOW TO SABOTAGE SOMEONE. And it doesn’t KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT or anything, but it’s bugged me ever since, which is why it was A JOY AND A DELIGHT AND A REVELATION to hear Zayn describe it this way, to know that Zayn “those aren’t nice compliments” Malik has ALSO thought about how it’s weird that they’re being framed as OPPONENTS instead of BROTHERS, and the way he resolved this bit of cognitive dissonance was by framing it this way: they all ended up in the same place at the same time after the same bottle of cheap perfume because GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.

"GREAT MINDS" IS A LITTLE GENEROUS, LBR, BUT I’LL TAKE IT.

WAIT OH MY GOD IS THE PERFUME A METAPHOR FOR THE X FACTOR

I NEED SOME AIR


is there even a difference?

is there even a difference?

(Source: irwxnsanity)